I got the job!!!

Last week I went for an interview as an accounts clerk in Labuan International School's admin department. I hate accounts, and flunked it since I first learn about it, right until my last semester in Uni. So imagine the irony, when I found out I was about to go for the interview for the position. I thought, what the heck, just give it a try. The worse that could happen was I didn't get the job, but at least I get the experience of going to interviews (the first interview I went, I was so timid and nervous). So then, they asked me bunch of questions that I couldn't answer. Not only that, I have no basic in accounts (but I wasn't about to tell them that). So after the session, I really thought that I wouldn't get it, and this is not the time that I thought I wouldn't get it but I would, I mean, I really, really thought I wouldn't get the job. They even told me they'll have to discuss and I will get a callback within a month's time, and if I don't, that means I don't get it. So imagine my surprise just now when I got the call. Like, so soon? Wow. And it pays good too. I mean, good enough for me. I was so happy after I got the call and found out about the salary that I literally jumped up and down after I hung up. Can't wait to start work on Monday. The down side was, office hours is 7.30am to 4.30pm. Omg, I couldn't even wake up when I had to go work at 8am last time. Thank God the office is just a mere 5 minutes away from my house. So, bye bye to sleeping late, bye bye to waking up late, bye bye to watching tv until I get bored, bye bye Facebook games (I'm sure everyone will probably overtake my level now). Hello to early morning, early nights. Hello to ass-kissing the bosses. Hello to work-related dramas. Hello to my new job and my own desk. Hello to my new income, which means Hello to the shopping mall and Hello to my new clothes and accessories and stuffs that I get to buy. Yayyyy! LIS, here I come!

Never eating at Victoria Island Club Again

Last Friday all of us went to Victoria Island Club for dinner. I suggested to go there since I've never went there. A Filipino waitress took our order. I was already irritated by her coz she was rude, and couldn't really understand what we were saying. When we first sat down she said "kamu mau order lauk atau asing2" In Labuan, "lauk" means fish. What she meant was whether we wanted to order a few dishes or ala carte. So mum corrected her, in which she made face. Also, the restaurant had no menu, so customers have to think themselves what to order. Usually, when a restaurant has no menu, you could actually order whatever you want (same usual dish that other restaurant have, not extravagant ones) so we asked for a few dishes, but they didn't have it. When asking the waitress what type of vegetables they have, she only came up with 3. So to be safe I ordered the easiest and simplest dish that wont go wrong: Pak Choy with Garlic. Mum and Dad even pronounced garlic in Malay in case she didn't understand. She nodded. Then mum asked what else do they have, since what we want they don't have. She said they have black pepper venison (we agreed to it) and chicken. How do they cook the chickens, mum asked. She said, lemon style, thai style and fried chicken. So we ordered thai style chicken. She took down our order and placed it in the kichen. Shortwhile later she came out and told us they didn't have thai style chicken so we had to order something else. In the end we ordered deep fried cuttlefish. So there were 4 dishes, which were 1 fish soup, 1 deep fried cuttlefish, 1 black pepper venison and 1 pak choy with garlic with 3 bowls of rice. When the pak choy came, it was cooked in oyster sauce and not a single piece of garlic in sight. We told another waitress that the dish was wrong so she sent it back to the kitchen. Within seconds she came out and said that the order was right and that was pak choy with garlic and oyster sauce. I almost blew up and said that I ordered pak choy with garlic which normally in other restaurants in whole of Malaysia, they fry the pak choy with garlic and oil. Then one of the cook stood in front of the kitchen door and shouted at us, saying things like, "itu pun mau hantar balik" (I couldn't really catch the other things she said). I was so bloody pissed if it weren't because my parents were there I would have fucking yelled at the fat idiot fugly cook that what she cooked was not pak choy with garlic. And by the way, have you ever heard of "customer is always right" you stupid bitch? We politely return the dish and should've make a scene but we didn't and you wanna shout at us? What if I was deathly allergic to seafood (oyster sauce has seafood elements in them, don't they)? What if I died? You stupid idiot. Because of your puny mind, you can't follow a simple instruction. I DID NOT ORDERED PAK CHOY WITH GARLIC AND OYSTER SAUCE. I SPECIFICALLY ASK FOR PAK CHOY WITH GARLIC (when the stupid waitress asked if I wanted it cooked with oyster sauce I said NO.) When we asked for the bill, the waitress came and announced that it was rm 69 something. I could've eaten somewhere with better service and better food with that price. We told her to get the bill and when we look closely, we saw that 2-3 items' price were changed. For example, the stupid vegetable cost us rm7, the cuttlefish was from rm10 but they changed it to rm12. So were some other items which I forgot. Urgh! I hope that no one goes there to eat, and if they do, pls insist for the bill and check it. I vow to never ever go there and eat again. So on a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the best and 1 being the worst I rate them;

Service= 1 (SUCKED) 

Food= 2 (NOTHING GREAT) 

Price=1 (NOT WORTH YOUR MONEY) 

Environment=2 (OPEN AIR CONCEPT with gym next door. eww..)

* When we scrutinized the bill, we saw that the idiot waitress wrote down "Sawi masak bawang" (despite my parents telling her sawi masak bawang putih she only wrote bawang). No wonder the cook got it wrong. Therefore, the cook SHOULD NOT shout at us for rejecting the dish. The stupid idiot waitress who can't pronounce/understand Malay, English nor Chinese was the one who got it wrong. To the Owner of the restaurant; fork out some money lah and get better cook and waitress. They messed up the order and got the cheek to scold the customer. Damn fucked up. And maybe you should post up a huge sign which says "CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT"

Karma has a nice way of kicking you in the butt

Hahahahaha. They say "karma's a bitch", I said Hell Yeah! You kept saying people dislike me, how about you? And for me to find out that one of your friend hated your guts to the extent of making up stories about you, how does that make you feel? How do you feel now that I am the one who get to tell you that your friend is saying all kinds of things about you? People who you mentioned dislike me, are lowlife people with inferiority complex to those who are brought up well, with mannerism and good etiquettes taught to them, and most of all, who could speak English well. Funny how karma comes back and bite your ass, huh? But, I am that good of a person to actually inform you that the friend of yours is making up stories about you, and to tell you to be careful with your business documents in case the friend might steal it and sell it to someone else. You're lucky I chose to be the mature one. I could've just sit back and watch you get fooled by him, but I pity you that I chose to help you out. You told me that you couldn't believe I would still help you despite my hating you? I don't hate you. I am not petty like you. I am just a nice person, and choose to be nice no matter what happen.

Jerkface Part 2

The girl was finally doing okay with the transition. She deleted him off her Facebook friends list, deleted his number, stayed at home and managed to avoid bumping into Jerkface. So was he, everytime they call him to hang out he'll ask who was around. Once they did bump into each other, but she wouldn't face him because she doesn't wanna risk exploding and burst out things when she saw his face.


Three weeks later, Jerkface texted her again saying that she wrote stuffs about him in her Facebook. Pretty self-centered guy, he thought the world revolved around him. All she wrote was a quote saying;

guys who thought natural is beauty is wrong, and the time a girl look her prettiest is during her wedding day, and it is always with makeup

True maa... Who would even dare to refute this sentence? She also wrote about how...

she has her own friends and she doesn't need people to tell other people that she's nice. But the most important part was to tell other people out there who dislike her even before knowing her to go screw themselves

How can you judge someone without even getting to know them? Only fucking retards like Jerkface's friends do that. Last thing she wrote was 

how happy she was getting to meet her friends and whoever who said that she doesn't have friends should eat their words

Which is also true. If what Jerkface said was true, that people who constantly talk smack about her and saying she doesn't have friends, then who were the people that she met? To whom does she share her secrets, her trouble with? If Jerkface is right, the girl should be sent to some psychiatric hospital because she has imaginary friends. So like the self-centered pig that he is, Jerkface texted and scolded her for writing about him. Wtf? Remember that she deleted him and his fiancee (mainly because she doesn't want to face her knowing what she knew about Jerkface) so why was he even checking up on her Facebook wall? This came from a guy who talked about not going to bother both her and A, and that even if he died he didn't need them to help with his funeral or pray for him (in which she replied that she will still pray for him despite them being not friends because she's just not the type of person who will still hold grudges over petty things even if the other party has died, but then again you can see what type of person Jerkface is). He also mentioned that if she was not talking about him, than he would apologize for accusing her, he has his life and she has hers, so he was asking her to leave him alone and don't bother him. She was so confused with what happened especially the makeup part, and he told her that he once talked about natural is beauty. So she answered him back saying she doesn't meant him. He replied that he never talk behind her back (oh yeah? then why are your 2 dogs who weren't involve in the first place acting like she had a beef with them?) and he told her to stop denying it. She insisted that she didnt mean him, and why was he even checking up on her Facebook wall? To which he replied that his "friend" (probably imaginary as well) read what was written and felt that she wrote about him, in which if he read it himself, he would even feel it even more. She got pissed now (he did said that if it wasn't him then he'd drop it, but what was he doing coercing her to admit?). and told him to understand that she doesn't want anything to do with him so whatever she wrote has nothing to do with him. Everything ended there. She made her point, he acknowledge it.


2 days later, Jerkface wrote on his wall about her looks, saying that a pig is better looking than her. She got pissed, she knew he was talking about her. A knew it as well. He told Jerkface to stop doing whatever it is he's doing but Jerkface pretended that he was talking about someone else who he met earlier in the day who was really temberang. Right. So what about his paria dog mentioning things like he can't stand the person speaking English? Eh fucking retard, you're so damn paria, you kampung boy, that because of people like you, civilization will not go to the next level. What the fuck is wrong with speaking English? Why did the government once imposed teaching math and science subject in English if it's not important? Why are there many English subjects now? Eh fucker, if you had further your studies you'd know that subjects are taught in English. Even China are getting better in English. Just because you can't speak English, so you condemn other people who spoke it. You laugh at your friend's broken English, but you yourself pronounced 'Caught on tape' as "kaa-ut on tape" (LMAO). Fucker, with people like you, you will never get a job with foreigners, you'll never get to improve yourself. You'll always be stuck in the coconut shell your rich corrupt ****e gave you. You can't even speak your Malay properly. So basically, what language do you speak then? Kedayan? (it is not a language you idiot it's a dialect) That's all? Oh, brother! I can speak 3 languages fluently. Therefore I am more superior than you. Because of that, you condemn me? I remember the girl you got pregnant, oops, I meant wife, used to steal people's Myspace random survey and posted it on Friendster as her own (it was in good English). What about her speaking broken, grammatically incorrect English to her friends? That you don't condemn. But people with fluent/good English background you condemn. Fucking hypocrite. You people wanna talk about raring dogs, or the fact that she's of chinese descendent therefore she doesn't know how to pray, etc, well, she certainly proved all of you wrong. And what about that drunk-fuck friend of yours with a tattoo? He couldn't even go to your friend's funeral because he's worried the old folks saw his tattoo and condemn him.


It's so funny that Jerkface told her people never liked her in the first place, but failed to see that people dislike him as well. If it wasn't for his grandpa's money, he would be a nobody, and with attitude like that, no friends as well. Case in point, even if she has lesser friends than he, at least she was never attacked by black magic sent by other haters. LOL! Fucker, you remember the week you felt in hell? When you were half dead you couldn't even get up? Remember they pulled up bamboo stick from inside your ass that caused you hemorrhoid? Thank God she didn't have to go through all those... So, now tell me, who does people dislike more? Her? Or you?

JerkFace

Once upon a time, a girl met with a guy through online chatting (mIRC). This is not a love story between this guy and girl, in fact, it is a hate story. We shall name this guy Jerkface. Jerkface was probably the longest person she knew living in the island. She was 13 when she first talked to him, 14 when she saw him. Both of them never had a smooth relationship to begin with. She had always thought that he was a snob, because he told her right after they introduce themselves that his grandma owns 1 of the famous restaurant and cake shop in the island. "What was his point?" she thought. It's not like he'll let her eat there for free. 7 years later they crossed paths again. This time, it's because she's dating one of his best friends. Jerkface even tried to patch them up after a huge fight erupted between the two lovebirds. "What a nice guy", she thought. Boy, was she wrong.


When A (her boyfriend) decided to drop everything in the island and went with her to a different state (where she had to pursue her study), Jerkface was quick to condemn A for his actions. He would isolate A and talk smack to the others behind his back. But A didn't mind all these coz he was SO in love. Ahhh... Sadly though, 2 years later, due to the lack of money and place to stay, A had no choice but to move back to the island. A few car accidents and a family member's heart surgery later, everything was coming around, things are finally looking good. She moved back and they lived happily. Jerkface even accepted A back into the group and everyone was happy... Until Jerkface became a drunken shit. He would ask A to go out to the club with him practically every night. She had to go too, because she... alright, alright.. deep down inside she doesn't trust him enough to leave him there with his womanizing, horny friends. True what? Who wouldn't be worried if your man has friends like them. Basically they'll fuck anything with a vajajay, ugly or not, free or paid. A and her were tired of all the drinking... sleeping late and waking early. They pretty much couldn't function in the morning. This goes on for about a year.


After the death of two of their close friends, she and A both repent and are now in the process of quitting the late night activities. 2nd week of March, her most beloved pet went missing. She went crazy looking for him. Later that night, Jerkface texted A and told him to go to a beachside restaurant immediately, a surprise dinner birthday party was held for Jerkface and another friend. *Jerkface's actual birthday wasn't until 3 days later. A was supposed to have dinner at her house, and she was upset because it was they gave him a short notice and the fact that she needed him because she was depressed (losing her pet), but because she knew how close Jerkface was to A, she willingly let him go. A promised to be back by 11pm.


11pm came, still no sign of A. She texted him and asked him to come home. He didn't reply. She gave him another 30 mins. She texted him again, in which he replied saying he can't leave, he was at a cafe. She was furious because he could passed her house to go to his new location and yet he didn't go home. So she scolded him and yelled at him (in texts) and he told her because of that now he didn't wanna go home. She got even more furious and threatened him to sleep outside or moved to his friends' house. Then she wrote on his Facebook wall saying that he should marry them since he has always chosen them over her anyway. A few minutes past 12, he reached home. *note that they live in a small island so driving journey will probably take up less than 10 mins.


As usual, both of them would patch up, and they did. The next day though, Jerkface wrote a message to A's Facebook (which was weird coz they normally contacted through phone, which is why she thought that Jerkface's action was deliberate and wanting her to know what he wrote). He went on saying how hurt he and everyone else felt when she wrote that and from that day onwards he wouldn't ask A to go out with them anymore. She read and replied him saying that the argument was between A and her and yes she was upset that they called him last minute and the fact that he promised to be home by 11pm when he clearly did not. And that she wrote that because she felt that he really did chose them over her. (there has been numerous occasions that made her felt that way). Jerkface replied her saying that he will still wont ask A out anymore and that she should put A on a leash outside of the house like she did her dogs (which she doesn't do except when there are guests around). She took offence (who wouldn't?) and told him that he doesn't realize what he was doing to A, making him stay up late at night without thinking that he has to work in the morning. This may sound like A is a wimp, that he couldn't tell them if he'd had enough and wanted to leave. I assure you he is not. The people he's with, are very persistent people. They take offence if you wanna leave the party early. Which is why A always brought her along, so that he has an excuse to leave. She told him that the reason she has to go along everytime was because how horny and itchy Jerkface are and worried that he might push A to follow suit. Meanwhile, Jerkface texted A saying how he doesn't like her treating him like shit, and that he was never put on a tight leash before. Unfortunately, she saw the text, blowed up, replied and curse him for saying that. He of all people, has no right to say who treats who like shit, because HE is the worse possible kind of boyfriend ever. He used to yell at his previous gf in front of everyone, case in point, his gf asked if he could hold her cellphone for her while she helped preparing for his grandpa's birthday. He said okay, but got distracted and left the phone on the table. When she asked him where it was, he scolded her in front of people saying that she should just hold her bloody cellphone and not make people (him) hold it for her. Talk about awkwardness. A, her and Jerkface's gf all looked awkwardly at each other, or should I say try to not look at each other.


Back to the text messages. He cursed her back. And went on saying that she doesn't have friends and that he had to tell people she's nice. And that she and A has no official tie such as engagement, at least he had. And about her sins for raring dogs, actual words were her house was full of dogs and as though her family isn't Muslims. (See this for more info about Dogs and Islam) She was extremely angry that she wanted to reply each and every point back, but she thought of A, and how it would affect him most. She could've said that even though she's not engaged, she and A have both been loyal with each other, unlike Jerkface who fucks around, especially with a girl he claimed about to get a divorce (until now hasn't happened). That's adultery, not the same as when he fucks his own gf, but worse in her opinion, coz he is breaking up a family (the girl and her husband have 2 young ones). She thought "you want to talk about religion with me? i may be of chinese descendent, and my dad's a muallaf and all, but AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO READ THE QURAN, I'VE QATAM'ed 5 TIMES ALREADY, AND THE BEST PART OF ALL I KNOW HOW TO PRAY. can you do all those? can you read the Yasin for your deceased friends? can you? coz I always see you outside of the house while everyone else prays and read prayers for them." "Yeah," she thought, "I rare dogs. I love them. You don't have any right mistreating/abusing/killing dogs. They are god's creation as well." Fucker doesn't know how to read the Quran therefore is oblivious to what is stated in the Quran. Isn't it a sin for you to mistreat/abuse/kill another of God's creation with no intention of using it as a survival tool? You better fucking pray that you don't go blind someday and childless+wifeless. You can't get a seeing-eye dog guide then coz to you it's HARAM. Moving on to Friends. Hmm.. He mentioned she doesn't have friends. She may only have 1 close friend in the island because all the others moved back to Peninsular, but at least she has a friend who's not after her money like his "friends" (she calls them his dogs. why? because no matter how bad he treated them, they'll still come back. to associate these losers with dogs are such an insult to actual dogs but it's just to prove her point that dogs are loyal no matter how you mistreated them). So she's choosy with whom she picked as her friends. Isn't it a good quality? That way you only get true friends, not those backstabbing bitches type of friends. In choosing friends, she prefers QUALITY over QUANTITY. But obviously that's not how Jerkface chose his.


That was how she wanted to reply him. But she didn't. Mainly because she pitied A for being stuck in the middle. And because it was never in her intention to prolong a fight. So both she and Jerkface agreed to stay out of each other's way. If one was at a certain place, the other should not go there. She even apologized for writing in A's Facebook wall about them, in which she clearly should've said him instead of them. She also apologized for cursing him when he told A that he didn't like her treating him like shit. He didn't reply. Ha ha. It's so typical of him because he always thought that everyone's at fault except him.